kellan-ebooks:

drownthearchitect:

undergroundghosts:

Had a dream where I was sitting in a dark office and reality felt really altered and strange and there was just a fishtank illuminating the room and then this fuckin fish looked at me and grinned with human teeth and in this super deep voice said “you’ve been here awhile, better wake up before you forget how to” and I fuckin woke up in a cold sweat

Dude I think you went to hell

puublack:

puublack:

Ass man:

• Respects women
• Mature and emotionally stable, has good prospects for the future
  
• Studies philosophy and literature in spare time
• All around good taste in media and fetishes
• Most likely sexually active
  

Boob “man”:

• Sweaty and insecure, probably runs a porn blog titled “appreciating the female form”
  
• Manchild mentality - thinks breasts are more interesting than they actually are
• Cries himself to sleep nightly
• Probably has a foot fetish too
• Years of nonstop hentai consumption means he genuinely believes breasts move like that IRL
  

meghanmclovin:

You know what’s really hot? Not having to guess someone’s feelings or intentions

sexhertopieces:

stuffalextumbles:

Me for all of high school

This is so real.